Okay, kids, here’s how this works and why we’re telling jokes about Mamas to celebrate the life of one of America’s finest Mama’s boys.
Nathan and I regularly battled hard core with Your Mama jokes. It was not unusual for hours to pass after after my victory when Nathan would come charging into my room with one he just thought of. He almost always won. Almost.
Today is Nathan’s birthday and to honor one of my favorite qualities about him, his incredible sense of comedy, we are holding our third annual Nathan Dodd Your Mama Joke contest. To win, you simply leave a comment on this post with a joke about Mamas. It can be your own original joke or one you copy from somewhere.
The Rules:
1. One joke per person. Multiple entries per household are allowed.
2. Keep it clean. My Mama is the judge.
3. All entries must be received by August 10. That is Mackenzie’s birthday and she is also a fan of a good Your Mama joke.
4. There is not a fourth rule. I just prefer even numbers.
I’m excited to see your jokes. As usual, I will start the games with one of my favorites: Your Mama is so poor, her door bell just says, “Ding”.
July 28th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Your Mama’s so fat….she was swimming in the Atlantic Ocean and Spain claimed her as the New World!
I LOVE this contest!
God Bless,
Doug
P.S. I meant that joke in a loving, Christian way.
July 28th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
I’ve followed every year, but this is the first time I’ve entered!
Your mama’s so short she poses for trophies!
Beth
July 28th, 2010 at 8:49 pm
Love this contest, hate the reason for it, but love that you will get to laugh at all these with him in the future.
Yo mamma is so poor … her food stamps bounced.
~Briana
July 28th, 2010 at 9:49 pm
Yo mama’s so dumb, she doesn’t get yo mama jokes!
July 29th, 2010 at 10:11 am
Your mama is so fat….her belly button has an echo.
July 29th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
July 29th, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Just one… so hard.
Yo mamma is so fat that on halloween she says trick or meatloaf.
July 31st, 2010 at 7:47 am
Yo mama’s hair so frizzy they use it to scrub pots.
What?
July 31st, 2010 at 5:49 pm
Yo mama can cut you so low that you can play handball off the curb.
August 1st, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Yo mamma so fat when she fell and broke her leg, gravy poured out.
August 2nd, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Yo Mama is so skinny she slides thru the door crack instead of opening the door!!!!
August 6th, 2010 at 9:46 am
You look just like yo momma
August 6th, 2010 at 9:51 am
is it mama
August 9th, 2010 at 9:26 pm
Ok it needs to be settled once and for all.
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