My family is funnier and weirder than your family. Here is proof.
Exhibit A:
Eric: Tell me the truth: Is it wrong to wear boots with shorts?
(no answer)
Eric: Well?
Eric’s Wife: I’m going to keep quiet on this one because I want the world to get a good laugh if I die before you.
Exhibit B:
Upon returning from a night at my parents’ house, Mackenzie remarked, “Wow, Mom. It looks like you’ve done a good job keeping the place clean. Good job.”
Exhibit C:
Random Neighborhood Kid: No girls allowed past this porch.
Ian: What about my Mom? She’s not a girl. She’s a Mom.
Exhibit D:
Charlie, at two in the morning.
Charlie: Heeeeeeey! Hey! Hey! Hey! I heard something! Some person/animal/gust of wind has invaded my very tiny territory! Hey! Hey! Hey! Heeeey!
Eric: Honey?
Me: Come on, Charlie. Let’s get your leash and head outside. Even though it is two o’clock IN THE MORNING.
Charlie: If it’s no bother to you. You’re always so kind, Miss Amy. Can I call you Mom?
Me: I am not some dog’s mother. No matter how cute and sweet and talented the dog may be. You are Charlie and I am your Miss Amy.
Exhibit A made me laugh out loud.
Too funny… I especially like the boot remark… might have to store that one up for later….
Poor Eric doesn’t stand a chance with your wit.
You sang These Boots Are Made For Walkin’ didn’t you?
You win hands down. I give you the prize. You did forget one more thing to list!!
You have NKOTB Tickets. That really makes you funnier.
Your house is a hoot… I’m sure there is never a dull moment, is there?