Comments on: Your Mama: A Contest

By: Sandra Dodd

Sandra Dodd — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:28:45 +0000

I would like to say what I loved most about this contest is that I got to hear from some I haven’t heard from in a very long time…Doug make good on your threat!!! and a very special thanks to Shiloh (I always enjoy hearing from Nathan’s friends. My personal all time favorite is … Your Mama is so fat that when the Doctors diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease they gave her 87 years..

By: Kristen

Kristen — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:06:10 +0000

Oh my – I am laughing so hard! Good jokes, peeps!

By: Nothertz

Nothertz — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:50:43 +0000

Actually I thought Dougie’s joke about notleavis was the best.
I have a few entries.
YOUR MAMA IS SO:
OLD
1)she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
2)She was a waitress at the Last Super.
FAT
1)she puts her lipstick on with a paint-roller.
2)everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
3)she lays on the beach on Kwaj and greenpeace tries to push her back in the water.
STUPID
1)it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
2)she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
3)she sold her car for gasoline money!
4)she thinks a quarterback is a tax refund.

Love Ya’ll

By: Jeremy P

Jeremy P — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:07:22 +0000

I thought the link was appropriate.

Your momma is so fat her belt size is the equator.

Your momma is so fat, she uses a boomerang to put her belt on.

2 of the classics from middle school days.

By: Zach Alexander

Zach Alexander — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:09:07 +0000

People have said to me that your mamma is so ugly she should sleep with the pigs–I just had to stick up for the pigs.

By: Little Dougie Arnold

Little Dougie Arnold — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:27:57 +0000

Hello to my favorite Dodd family members!

I wandered here from the “Survivor Kwaj” blog site where I think Avis is secretly hoping that her fellow contestant Lee will vote her off the island next! Actually, it looks like they are having the adventure of their lives. Way to go “Nothertz”! (Should we be calling Lee “Notlevis”?)

Anyway, I think your “Yo Mamma” contest is a wonderful tribute to that knucklehead Nathan. I could only hope to be as funny as him for just a short moment in time!

Ok, here’s my entry for the contest. I believe it may be scriptual but I couldn’t find it in my NIV bible. I gotta git me a King James pronto!

“Yo Mamma’s so fat….when God try to light the world, He had to wait for her to get outta the way!”

That’s all I got for now! Hate to “Yo Mamma” and go but….I get to bed! We all love and miss you guys! We constantly talk about coming to Austin to visit so…..its a warning!

God Bless, and we are praying for you all!

Doug & Treasa

By: Theresa

Theresa — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:51:57 +0000

Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

By: Shiloh

Shiloh — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:04:18 +0000

Yo Mamma is so stupid she returned a donut ’cause it had a hole in it.

By: Kristen

Kristen — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:15:53 +0000

Ok, my last comment didn’t go through for some reason!!!

This is such an awesome way to honor your brother on his birthday. I’m praying for you as his birthday nears, I know how those days can be even harder than all the others…He sounds so much like my youngest brother. I practically speak “Yo Mama” fluently because of him. lol.

My entry: Yo mama so ugly Bigfoot takes a picture of her!!!

By: Kevin

Kevin — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:27:44 +0000

This is only best told in person after an egregious your mamma attack, unprovoked mind you, by a friend. So please bear with me.

“Well… Well (huffing HURUMPH) Your…Your Momma”

(Stuttering and searching out words in your limited vocabulary your mamma would find appropriate, as her name requires defending)

“Your Mamma is not… is not”

(Oh what will cut the deepest and yet retain the friendship so I can come over and play on the nintedo and drink milkshakes his mamma made)

“Your mamma thinks…”

(And then it hits you. You have never been good at your mamma jokes and your face turns red and hot with frustration that nothing comes out and you stamp your foot. Look your friend square in the eyes and utter emphatically the best you can do)

“Well your Mamma!!!”

(With those words and a quick turn of your back your feel validated in vindicating your mother. It isn’t until your third step you realize your words made no sense and your friend is snickering. At that point your steps quicken until you are in the arms of Your Mamma)
“You Mamma’s Boy” You think, with that you reply. “You bet”