I love a good blond joke. I think last night I heard the best one ever. It was really only the best joke ever because it was relayed to me by a very sweet eight year old blond girl. See if you can follow.
So, there were these three girls. One had red hair, one had blue hair, and one was a blond. Oh yeah, and they just escaped from jail. Or prison. No, it was jail, because the police were after them.
Now the red girl, I mean the girl with red hair, found an ice cream truck and hid in an ice cream cone with her hair looking like ice cream. (I have a natural gag reflex that always kicks in any time I hear of food and hair mixing. I was able to stifle it for the punch line. Hang in there. It’s coming.)
And the blond headed girl put her hair in front of the white police lights so he didn’t see her.
Then the girl with green hair, oh yeah, there’s a girl with green hair, well, she hid in the bushes and when the cop looked over her way, she said, “meow”, so he thought to himself, “Oh well, I guess it’s just a cat.”
So the girl with blue hair is up in the tree and the cop shines his light up there so she says, “Moo”.
Again, it’s only a really funny blond joke when told by a grinning, toothless, eight year old blond.
You held on this long, so I’m going to tell you my all time favorite blond joke. I really thought I’d heard them all when someone told me this one. It makes me laugh every time. It might offend you if you don’t have a dark sense of humor about stoopid blonds and the silly things they do.
Question: What do you call a dead blond in the closet?
Answer: Hide and Go Seek Champion 1987
Good night. I’ll be here all week. Tip your servers.
That is awesome.
Sorry, that above comment was me, didn’t know my son was signed in. And I’m not even blonde.
I think blond is more attitude than hair color. People would be a lot happier if they would just release their inner blond.
Tell Garrett some brunette with three inches of blond roots says Hey.
Your’s is pretty good.
Here’s my favorite.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever!
Beth
I think I am finally caught up on your blog (for now)! Great blonde jokes (both of them)
Also, this is so three or four weeks ago, but thanks for the self-tanning tips. I used them and I think it turned out pretty good!
LOL! Can hardly wait til husband’s up to tell him . . .
I will try to pretend to be offended, but really, I laughed harder than I have in days.
I’ve met golden retrievers that may well take offense to that, Beth. Those dogs are smart.
Way to be, Lauren. If only every one would do what I say. I really am just loaded with great advice.
A.O., I know! Hide and Go Seek Champion 1987! It is the funniest quick punchline blond joke ever.
Susan, you’re a real pal to pretend to be offended. That’s all anyone wants when telling a joke. It’s not funny if it’s not offensive.