I get quite a few hits from Google searches. I am really sorry about that to those who are seeking real information and wind up on some yahoo’s blog. I hate it when that happens to me. Just for grins, I thought I’d share some of my more commen, or simply interesting, Google searches that landed folks here.
- I once mentioned a psa about meth in one of my comments. Evidently I am not the only one who remembers the jingle because it has garnered me a number of hits. Just for those folks, here it is.
- Some guy, I hope it was a guy, wanted to know how to properly spank his wife. I have used all of those words on this blog, just not in that order, and not in the same sentence. If he is here now, hear me when I tell you that there is no proper way to spank your wife. Move along.
- Someone in Finland was upset because, “Eric’s wife is making me crazy”. I’m fairly certain this person did not mean me, though I am not going to deny my ability to make people in distant lands crazy through the simple act of being in existence.
- I wrote, posted, and deleted a post about the book, “How to Get Along with Difficult People”. In it’s brief shelf life, it got four hits. I guess there’s a lot of difficult people to get along with.
- Evidently, there is a baseball player named Eric Mackenzie who played for thePhiledelphia Atheletics in 1951. Some folks have come here looking for him.
- My brother Kevin might be surprised to learn that his full name has been Googled twice that I know of. I don’t know about him, but I have always felt that cyber-stalking is the sincerest form of flattery. It’s their way of saying, “I care about what you’re up to, but I don’t want to make any waves”.
I think the ones that give me the most pause for reflection on what in tarnation I have been posting are the ones that are explicit in nature. I know that my blog is rated R, but it’s for brutal truth, not, well, dirty, dirty, dirty. I think Google could stand to be a bit more focused. It’s why I use Ask.com. Google is more popular, that doesn’t make it better. Didn’t high school teach us anything?
Do people leave you comments about how they ended up at your blg? or is there some other way to find out? I have googled everyone’s name I can think of including Kevin’s, but I don’t know if I used his middle name or not.
My site meter has a function that tells me what link people use to get here and if they use Google, it tells me what their search words were. I rarely check the meter anymore, but when I do I always find the Google searches interesting.
I, too, search for all kinds of people’s names. I actually found out an acquintence was about to have some land sold out from under them and was able to tell them in time. You never know when web searches will make you a hero.
LOL, Eric had one and only one at bat in the majors. His 15 minutes of fame was more like 5 minutes. Makes you wonder what might have been had he gotten a hit?
What if your wife is very naughty?
That is really funny. Don’t you feel like people really need your blog?