Comments on: Happy Birthday Nathan!! (Or, "Your Mama")

By: Hope

Hope — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 02:45:05 +0000

Yo mama so stupid, she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holliday…

By: lisajo

lisajo — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:29:00 +0000

Amy, Lisa (Clark) Adkins here! I found you on Kylie’s blog and had to leave a comment. I’m sorry I missed out on the “yo mama” competetion. I could practically see Nathan’s face, thoroughly entertained by himself, as I was reading those jokes. You definitely captured him well!

By: Pryncss Briana

Pryncss Briana — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 23:19:00 +0000

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

all jokes courtesy of http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html

By: Susan

Susan — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 14:03:00 +0000

Yo Mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:26:00 +0000

“Knock Knock!”
“Who is there?”
“Yo Mama.”
“Yo Mama who?”
“You don’t even know yo own Mama?”

By: Ruth Ann

Ruth Ann — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:24:00 +0000

Yo Mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 23:00:00 +0000

Yo mama is so ugly an ape wouldn’t kiss her.