Saturday would be Nathan’s 26th birthday. My Mom and I have set up a My Space page for his friends to visit and share their thoughts and memories and I wanted to make it available to any of you who would like to visit and remember him with us.
I get asked pretty often how we are doing in the grieving process and I can say, that for me at least, it never gets easier to bear. It has been three and a half years and I think it gets harder the longer I have to go on with the only sure end to my grief being my ultimate death. On Mother’s Day, my Mom asked a woman who buried her own daughter some fifteen years ago if it ever gets less bitter. Her simple answer was, “I hope not.” I can’t disagree with that. As long as I grieve, Nathan will be on my lips and I never want to lose that.
Nathan and I used to revel in “your mama” joke competitions. We would sit for a long time and make jokes, disregarding the fact that we shared a Mama. For his birthday, I would like to open the competition up for everyone. I will start with some of Nathan’s favorites, and then you can leave yours in the comment section. I will let Mom choose the winner. Please keep it clean. I may be rated R, but I still have standards.
Your Mama’s so poor, her door bell just says “ding”.
Your Mama’s so fat, a cop saw her on the corner and said, “Allright, break it up.”
Your Mama’s so fat, a doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease and gave her eighty seven years.
Your Mama’s so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your Mama’s so fat, she has pesos in one pocket and euros in the other.
Now it’s your turn.
Sarah says:
Yo mama is so ugly an ape wouldn’t kiss her.
July 25th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
Ruth Ann says:
Yo Mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
July 26th, 2007 at 5:24 am
Chris says:
“Knock Knock!”
“Who is there?”
“Yo Mama.”
“Yo Mama who?”
“You don’t even know yo own Mama?”
July 26th, 2007 at 7:26 am
Susan says:
Yo Mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
July 26th, 2007 at 9:03 am
Pryncss Briana says:
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
all jokes courtesy of http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
July 27th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
lisajo says:
Amy, Lisa (Clark) Adkins here! I found you on Kylie’s blog and had to leave a comment. I’m sorry I missed out on the “yo mama” competetion. I could practically see Nathan’s face, thoroughly entertained by himself, as I was reading those jokes. You definitely captured him well!
August 10th, 2007 at 11:29 am